The "Wally" man! Wally can run, Wally can dance, Wally can poop. Wally don't want to play with his willy. NO STOP! Don't dring the doggy pee-pee. It only looks like Jim's petite ass. Uh-Oh, I fall down and go boom. I DIDN'T DO IT!! It was that flaming queer Schwibb.

Note: It was Sandy who ate Schwibb's dog's castrated balls.

Note: There is no Schwibb. He is a figment of our imagination, created to supply us with that little bit of Schwibblieness that Jim's pimply ass couldn't give us.

Schwibb's Note: I Really Feel Loved