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bowingskeleton
 Jacob Keach

Hoo-De-Hoo, I am the great god Horsedick, and all shall bow down to me. I'm also a smeg-licking crack whore. Just kidding, I Quit Drugs Yesterday, I SWEAR. (insert generic sniffing sounds whilst picking nose) "Bad schwibb." I like long romantic nights on the beach with any girl that's reading this, and if your a guy than I mean your girlfriend (and i hate to break it to you but i have probabliy had her anyhoo.)  so to all you beautiful women out there here is a present            @}--------

a  rose for all of your beauty  

I am the singer(or screamer) for the band KRONIX  I wrote half of the songs .  schwibb just kissed me and i don't know why i think it is cause i am a sexy bitch and all you ladies that want to find out.  meet me at 420 Dank srteet, sticky bud, ohio 42069                   hope to see you soon                                     

bowingskeleton

love,                           pimp daddy J                            A.K.A.   horse dick