Hi I like chicken,  ducks down the pants, and long romantic nights with hamsters up me bum. Hot kinky goat sex with a crowd of midgets wearing pink tu-tus and green feather boas. Hello, you have reached the automated sandy system, please leave your name, number, and an assortment of fake illicit narcotics after the beep.BEEEEEEEEEEEP. Get it off of mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: Schwibb and Lee are serious pimps that deserve some so for 5 easy installments of ASS, ASS, ASS, They can be yours

Editors Note: You get a serious deal here due to the fact that we where originaly asking for 5 installments, however on the page Keach only makes mention of 3 installments, hop on this deal (and I mean literally) As fast as you can.                                           

Schwibb